take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
