well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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