ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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