Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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