how can u be prego again
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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