i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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