If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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