I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
