so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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