I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
So here I am, sexting at work.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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