Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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