Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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