Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
my shit smells like andre
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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