I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Randomize
