trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
why is half of my head shaved?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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