did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Randomize
