i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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