Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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