If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
my poor anus
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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