After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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