I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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