he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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