Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I pour the whiskey from now on
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
