also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
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