Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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