OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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