i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I just had sex on a roof
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
