I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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