The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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