i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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