Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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