I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Randomize
