Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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