he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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