I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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