I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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