you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
The power of my boobs compel you
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
