I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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