what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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