so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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