Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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