Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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