is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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