erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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