god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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