lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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