But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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