Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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