He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
where are my eyebrows?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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