I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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