oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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