I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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