it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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